Word of the Week - Anemic

Anemic: A 21st century, internet enabled Irishman.

Usage:
"Hello Paddy, Oi've not seen you digging the roads recently, to be sure!"
"That's right Seamus, Oi had to get an office job because the Dr told me Oi'm anemic."

To forestall complaints from my countrymen, I'd like to point out that I know how to spell Anaemic as well but the Us version is so much easier...